You’re leaving? SCORE 99
What I think when people stare at me. SCORE 137
Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145
Scumbag Steve as a father. SCORE 137
Origami for absolute beginners. SCORE 144
World’s best analrapist mug. SCORE 55
Guys listen… SCORE 170
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114
One Ring to rule them all… SCORE 7
I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10
The months of the beard. SCORE 91
No. SCORE 88
How the internet works. SCORE 181
China vs Germany SCORE 294
Finally caught it. SCORE 134
Dear Santa… SCORE 187
Grass Fence SCORE 215
TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRD SCORE 191
A tea party with Alice. SCORE 63
How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134
Dis cat cray. SCORE 108
40 years later. SCORE 121
ACTUAL BUTTERFACE. SCORE 0
Don’t touch my cake SCORE 256
Puppy! SCORE 107
BURN! SCORE 232
Your coffee is ready. SCORE 144
Rock bottom. SCORE 295
Accurate. SCORE 174
Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112
The gun lamp. SCORE 53
Every time. SCORE 123
