You gonna pop big time, eventually. SCORE 33
FOUR MORE YEARS! SCORE 10
I do not think you know the meaning of that word… Spring Break, circa 1985. SCORE 7
Turns out 5G was the cure this whole time. SCORE 43
I guess they didn’t like my printer goes brrrrr posts… SCORE 18
Martin Luther King Jr. on one of the first desegregated buses, 1956. SCORE 36
Water is the enemy of your self image. SCORE 22
Thanks Dan. Always good news coverage. SCORE 20
The more you know. SCORE 36
NYPD protecting the Wall Street Bull from protesters is way too 2020 vibe for me. SCORE 23
Be careful out there! SCORE 39
Villains say things hero’s can’t. SCORE 33
Tutankhamun had a dagger made from a meteorite, BTW. SCORE 34
Someday they will make someone’s day brighter, anyway. SCORE 38
The purrrrfect couple. SCORE 26
Obama fist-bumped a janitor. Thanks? SCORE 23
it was bound to happen? SCORE 37
‘cheese’ VS ‘amber alert’ SCORE 36
Speaking to the former record holder… SCORE 42
Doge has asthma and requires multiple treatments daily. SCORE 25
I LOVE LAMP SCORE 31
I’m the mischievous river spirit. Come get yer words, fer a price. SCORE 39
I guess I like NASCAR now. SCORE 35
NASCAR never even went to the moon. SCORE 21
You’ll have to go elsewheres, Sarah. SCORE 19
We can do it! SCORE 30
Imagine just the thing… SCORE 35
And the wildflowers rejoiced. SCORE 31
This is how asparagus grows, allegedly. SCORE 25
Deep state iOS 13 SCORE 28
And they would have gotten away with it too… SCORE 20
The Self-Assembly IKEA Chocolate Bunny SCORE 32