i’m such a good boy. and handsome, too! SCORE 15
fancy af SCORE 10
you can’t just… pick them off SCORE 11
boom SCORE 12
all natural SCORE 22
i’m the devil and these are my eggs SCORE 17
leaning tower of politeness SCORE 26
let the hate flow through you SCORE 21
the opposite of elon musk. too soon? SCORE 1
realizing no one was listening was the hard part SCORE 33
putting your laundry away really opens the room up SCORE 24
guilty on all charges SCORE 15
like tears in the rain SCORE 2
the astley paradox SCORE 19
worth the gas. would eat SCORE -3
i don’t even know what my voicemail greeting is right now SCORE 14
the answer is whiskey SCORE 24
at least the cat is using it, even if it’s not how intended SCORE 24
enter my what now? SCORE 27
i put it on so i could fall asleep. i see this as an absolute win SCORE 17
dreams are fun SCORE 28
one mimosa and you’ll be right as rain SCORE 19
til death do us part SCORE 22
not a high success rate SCORE 25
therapy burn SCORE 29
hello old friend, it’s been too long SCORE 23
you’re just a normal person, jimmy SCORE 29
how much emotional damage can one person really cause? SCORE 12
one is never an option SCORE 10
and that’s probably a low estimate SCORE 9
glucose guardian SCORE 12
a traditional dish from pompeii SCORE 10