Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 58
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
That’s sure one way of putting it… SCORE 58
This is advanced homelessness SCORE 39
Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 49
Are you even real? SCORE 113
Challenge accepted… SCORE 63
I could live in this Matrix… SCORE 55
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
The beginning of a beautiful friendship. SCORE 116
*smol crunches* SCORE 38
James Fridman teaches students what a cool teacher should look like SCORE 106
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
A lobsters life for me! SCORE 44
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
Welp. This is my life now. SCORE 40
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
Protect a tree with the corpses of his dead friends SCORE 39
Advanced Twitter SCORE 116
Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 74
+ cry. SCORE 119
Can’t teach an old lady new friends. SCORE 77
The life of a book. SCORE 74
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
The 8-pound killing machine SCORE 88
I’d rather not know.. SCORE 55
Timeout buddy. SCORE 25
Mama no. SCORE 52
The Motel 6 will provide. SCORE 65
Easily the most underrated line. SCORE 48
I GUESS SCORE 46
