Me: Wait, you’re a Baskin Robbins AND a Dunkin Donuts?! Because I have an idea. Them: Let me get a manager. SCORE 103
My cat recently discovered the dog bed SCORE 95
Got it? Good. SCORE 68
Can’t deny that spark SCORE 108
Me after spending all Saturday gaming. SCORE 76
My friend really likes dogs. SCORE 70
Arby’s… SCORE 92
Jimmy Fallon …. SCORE 97
When my wife lets the dishes and dirty laundry build up in hopes that I will do them. SCORE 64
1 like = 1 nug SCORE 74
Don’t give in! SCORE 85
U May Think I’m A Horrible Person But… SCORE 89
Under Water SCORE 98
First Ever Monster Truck Front Flip! SCORE 79
Time to durr my hurr SCORE 96
They’re really stretching for things to criticise her for at this stage… SCORE 121
Alcohol vs. Marijuana SCORE 83
Gotta love Snake SCORE 83
Meeting my girlfriends parents.. SCORE 66
I saw a lot new faces going all out at the gym today. SCORE 78
Weird SCORE 46
Sedimentary layer cake SCORE 94
Toilet lights are good for navigating darkness or helping children speak to demons. SCORE 71
My grandfather opened a plumbing business after WWII. The telephone number was "40". SCORE 95
It’s time SCORE 97
My reaction would be the same. SCORE 127
How long does an Owl live? SCORE 72
Two brazilian fireman rescued a pretty fabulous sloth.. SCORE 81
George R.R. Martin, ladies & gentlemen SCORE 147
Terrifying Fireproof Human Skull Logs For Camping Trip SCORE 99
Working as a non-smoker SCORE 85
I’m Trying To Get Out Of The Shower SCORE 80