Clive wasn’t a smart man. SCORE 241
Accurate. SCORE 146
The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
Why I don’t look out the window at night SCORE 193
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
Burn!!! SCORE 1
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
2pactopus SCORE 113
Best Friend Cats. SCORE 130
A very nice way to say thank you for the graduation gift SCORE 148
The power of barking SCORE 18
Same thing… SCORE 21
Splash Mountain, you’re doing it right. SCORE 20
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
The Twortle SCORE 142
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
Going home for vacation SCORE 14
Light vs. darkness. SCORE 255
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
Cats are jerks. SCORE 157
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
Howling lessons SCORE 9
Lady Liberty while she was still being created. SCORE 12
The baobab trees, Madagascar. SCORE 19
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
Goats are jerks. SCORE 114
Trollololo! SCORE 152
