The trouble with being Canadian. SCORE 327
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
The power of barking SCORE 18
Only slightly creepy. SCORE -9
When Tumblr gets deep. SCORE 441
The future. SCORE 23
Complimentary air guitar. SCORE 10
Louigi gets a tough break. SCORE 24
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
King Cuddles. SCORE 8
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
If Parks and Rec. characters were children’s books. SCORE 135
I can never show my face around there again SCORE 9
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
Mount Rainier, Washington SCORE 257
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
Shotgun vs. Rosa parks. SCORE 290
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
Soon. SCORE 8
I can’t wait to see this in my grandkids history books! SCORE 207
Accurate. SCORE 146
You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
How “no homo” sounds. SCORE 21
Non-essential organ support group. SCORE 222
Good Guy Dave. SCORE 461
How I view optimists, as a pessimist. SCORE 178
Come on in, the water’s fine! SCORE -15
Church of Rodel, Scotland SCORE 21
I like the sound you make when… SCORE 12
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
