never stop trying, Ramen! SCORE 43
you learn something new everyday SCORE 45
but you both still like each other anyway SCORE 31
there has never been a more perfect name for a group of animals SCORE 34
dad joke level expert. waka waka waka! SCORE 45
too late SCORE 38
pebble and roll SCORE 65
you can pet bears, but you really shouldn’t SCORE 35
live your life to impress yourself SCORE 48
unprofessional or brilliant? SCORE 56
this is a really spicy take SCORE 46
important psa SCORE 44
she pretended not to know them and took an uber home SCORE 35
they’re my favorite people, too SCORE 36
I’d buy the mayo SCORE 32
oh wow SCORE 49
5 days a week SCORE 45
there were no survivors SCORE 37
my brain does this everytime SCORE 36
i wonder what she was dreaming about SCORE 30
this can’t be a real sign, can it? SCORE 49
reverse psychology on another level SCORE 37
i want bill gates to pay off my student loans SCORE 79
bad ass SCORE 38
must pet the pet SCORE 37
dads always fall in love with the pet they claim not to want SCORE 19
cats always come first SCORE 27
wrong place, wrong time SCORE 38
I did not choose these seats SCORE 39
i know the feeling well SCORE 31
it’s called fashun SCORE 22
so true SCORE 37
