The suspense was killing me. SCORE 182
How I take tests. SCORE 243
Spider drama. SCORE 233
If my cat hates you. I hate you, too. SCORE 157
Burn. SCORE 158
Poor owl. SCORE 205
Good luck tagging everyone on Facebook… SCORE 82
Hello. Yes, this is Dog. SCORE 150
Egg Russian roulette. SCORE 107
The power of NyQuil. SCORE 148
He’s cute! I swear! SCORE 184
Acute angle. SCORE 197
Touché. SCORE 336
Roses are red. SCORE 334
When my parents sleep vs. when I’m sleeping. SCORE 178
Cats are jerks. SCORE 122
Must you leave so soon? SCORE 218
How I shower. SCORE 156
Crazy girlfriend logic. SCORE 150
Whatcha thinkin’ ’bout? SCORE 130
Show me your war face! SCORE 217
Incineration of waste in Erta Ale Volcanoes lava lake. SCORE 211
Skrillex chemistry cat. SCORE 234
Not enough soul. SCORE 216
Cats are jerks. SCORE 255
Attack! SCORE 196
I am the Batman. SCORE 251
‘Merica. SCORE 228
Poor hitman monkey. SCORE 208
How I die. SCORE 289
When your mom turns on the lights in the morning. SCORE 277
Pubid. SCORE 143
