you’d think that’d be handy SCORE 20
we need to decriminalize onions SCORE 21
they’re just missing that iconic “S” SCORE 27
this is known as the “nope” tree SCORE 20
wait, you’re supposed to assemble them? SCORE 12
dang, i got all excited for nothing SCORE 24
have a good one eh SCORE 17
how do you do, younglings SCORE 14
and you still end up blanking until 3am SCORE 35
for your next pet adoption… SCORE 40
various subjects: “but you have heard of me” SCORE 23
these lifehacks need to stop SCORE 33
but what about the genus of squirrel… SCORE 39
look, it’s not you, it’s me SCORE 23
i repeat, this is not a SCORE 8
at least he wasn’t a stickler SCORE 0
*fingerguns towards a wall* SCORE 31
a shell of a guy SCORE 30
i am become the haggard old SCORE 36
oh yeah, that thing SCORE 20
this professor rested their case SCORE 38
then anything smoked? What about any fiery loins? SCORE 30
honestly not a bad point SCORE 41
to isengard to isengard SCORE 12
and yet i see clearer than ever before SCORE -1
ha, gottem! SCORE 8
industrial size pockets for everyone! SCORE 21
thank you for sharing your taxi’s warmth with me SCORE 15
everything is just fine SCORE 19
this pun lacks drive SCORE 15
i guess jesus christ wood SCORE 15
she’s just trying to not let it go SCORE 14
