Daddy, how was I born? SCORE 969
Sleeping like a boss. SCORE 595
Female == Iron Man. SCORE 415
Wake-up call. SCORE 1175
Meanwhile, in London. SCORE 753
Can’t be unseen. SCORE 288
How to crush childhoods. SCORE 1014
I’m Abraham Lincoln! SCORE 227
Do want. SCORE 1043
Ghetto swimming pool. SCORE 244
Bill and Hillary. SCORE 612
OMG mom, call MTV! SCORE 751
A story about Fiona. SCORE 831
But today I’m only going to eat two slices… SCORE 434
Dear 90’s kids, SCORE 559
Dysfunctional Valentine hearts. SCORE 300
Content of women’s magazines. SCORE 466
Patrick! SCORE 1033
I am responsible for what I say… SCORE 507
Get a girlfriend, they said… SCORE 277
Pigeon is not amused! SCORE 348
Death to hipsters. SCORE 606
4/21. SCORE 617
Hipster Pocahontas. SCORE 783
The Lion King Rises. SCORE 681
I’m going to need some of these. SCORE 450
Buffering. SCORE 814
Marathon. SCORE 2147
Are they twins? SCORE 589
Congratulations… SCORE 777
Caterpillar mustache. SCORE 125
1st rule of buddy system? SCORE 246
