I’m pretty sure you’re not even a waiter!!! SCORE 172
Because zombies are coming, dear. SCORE 227
Cats are jerks. SCORE 235
Talking cow. SCORE 302
Please enjoy responsibly. SCORE 293
Whisper dirty things in my ear… SCORE 184
We’re going to Petco. SCORE 284
Forever alone. SCORE 268
Checkmate. SCORE 412
Thank you, Sims. SCORE 245
THE (angry) BIRDS! SCORE 160
You’re doing it right. SCORE 195
Invisible crack pipe. SCORE 159
Deal breaker. SCORE 368
Totally worth it. SCORE 239
Discuss. SCORE -25
I want to believe… SCORE 195
Prove awesomeness. SCORE 323
Kitty troll. SCORE 324
I’m a jerk. SCORE 230
Stupid Santa. SCORE 299
Everything in life is temporary. SCORE 186
All the people who want to date you. SCORE 214
Just Japan. SCORE 88
Just a hamster… ZOMGG!!! WTF! SCORE 209
I don’ts sees it. SCORE 145
That’s so raven. SCORE 297
Ladies… SCORE 158
Metamorphosis. SCORE 308
You again… SCORE 249
You know you do this too… SCORE 156
Oh sorry! I’m really busy… SCORE 296