Don’t Touch the Cheekbones SCORE 199
Tuna disposal. SCORE 189
Battle of the mustaches. SCORE 74
Whenever a mosquito is buzzing around my head. SCORE 179
The new Batman SCORE 11
Do you want to taco ’bout it? SCORE 241
Because Cute SCORE 16
She Was Asking For It SCORE 8
The arctic summer. SCORE 239
Scumbag couch. SCORE 171
I whip thy wig to and fro SCORE 107
This happens way too often SCORE 11
…Yummy… SCORE 5
Watching your alarm clock one minute before it’s suppose to go off. SCORE 186
Jim Gaffigan must be a great dad. SCORE 231
Yeah, I’m a penguin. Deal. SCORE 2
I want to do this. SCORE 295
My feelings about public pools. SCORE 232
Things To do. SCORE 15
The first day of school. SCORE 228
My life is a lie. SCORE 265
DISNEY AWESOMNESS. SCORE 17
Voldemort is hand sanitizer. SCORE 279
Now you have me worried. SCORE 191
No. Really. This should be a thing. SCORE 9
Shadow Puppets SCORE 10
Matt Smith Everyone SCORE 16
See you guys in a few months. SCORE 195
And this is why you’re fat. SCORE 260
Mark Twain gets it. SCORE 219
Lucid Dreaming SCORE 19
Better Like Buttons SCORE 251
