Don’t touch! SCORE 277
BREAD BASKETS!!!! SCORE 245
You’ve barely touched your food… SCORE 239
Father of the year. SCORE 533
Stop speaking English. SCORE 267
Oh wait… SCORE 256
This is so cute–oh never mind. SCORE 20
Coffee Owls. SCORE 143
If the Internet taught American History. SCORE 203
They’ve been sitting there for 10 minutes… SCORE 222
Eyebrows are important. SCORE 146
Poor Leo. SCORE 248
Ever heard of a Zedonk? SCORE 6
Gay. SCORE 360
Unless you’re selling Thin Mints… SCORE 234
I has all the eggs! SCORE 144
You stare at it forever, questioning its existence… SCORE 268
Creative luggage tags. SCORE 412
I’m not the father! SCORE 256
The Beatles and Hitler on Sgt. Pepper SCORE 3
Will Smith SCORE 364
Space blows my mind. SCORE 170
Robot cat attacks. SCORE 95
Minds. SCORE 207
How I felt about Avatar. SCORE 353
J.K. Rowling on Harry Potter. SCORE 430
3D Pen SCORE 401
Being a gentleman. SCORE 172
The Black Cat Analogy. SCORE 35
Robin is red, Nightwing is blue… SCORE 210
Animals and their friends. SCORE 177
Calvin and Hobbs shoes. SCORE 263