maybe he knows something we don’t SCORE 20
10/10 would hire this person SCORE 19
no apple can save you from my wrath SCORE 17
might as well give me a pager, too SCORE 8
it’s impossible, i’ve tried SCORE 33
got my driver’s license… SCORE -4
come and listen to the stories i shall tell SCORE 13
fear the fluff of death SCORE 19
this list speaks no lie SCORE 10
become alpha SCORE -11
capri-sun can solve marital conflicts SCORE 19
let’s just forget i said that SCORE 22
and also asks, “what would you do if you didnt have the suitcase you packed with you when you land?” SCORE 22
priorities are priorities SCORE 11
“Hey you! You’re healthy! Are you ok???” SCORE 14
wow that’s fascinating SCORE 23
it means your car is lit, man SCORE 22
they’ll never see it coming SCORE 23
i am the funny man SCORE 7
honestly would benefit if my therapist knew memes SCORE 14
original post was funny, the comment is funnily true, too SCORE 22
just breathe, itll be ok SCORE 12
it even gives you checkered shorts SCORE 8
thanks that had me stumped SCORE 29
*hears the sound of Charlie Brown’s parents talking* SCORE 22
you can do better than someone who is doing not better *nodnod* SCORE 41
i dont wanna tacobout it SCORE 10
i bet they cook shrimp in that house SCORE 15
karateeth SCORE 15
doomed to fail SCORE 21
if you know, you know SCORE -8
just some light humor SCORE 8
