The council will keep an eye on this one… SCORE 28
McDonald’s ice cream machine is finally working!? SCORE 29
None of them can read, btw. SCORE 32
The media is performing exactly as they intend. SCORE 36
Peak romance SCORE 32
What a time to be (maybe) alive! SCORE 27
50 cents is 50 cents… SCORE 35
First they came for the syrup, but I do not use syrup SCORE 28
Thank you for the clarification. SCORE 24
This picture has been banned in Italy. SCORE 21
Looney Tunes is on HBO Max, BTW. SCORE 25
And you know what, Tom? It’s almost enough. SCORE 32
dys[fun]ction SCORE 25
A four-leaf clover made out of four-leaf and five-leaf clovers. SCORE 23
It is a start. SCORE 27
Can we get a public panel with the aforementioned authorities, please? SCORE 29
Concerned Kermit. SCORE 35
I do not believe you. SCORE 26
Chase has crossed the [red] line. SCORE 27
Welcome to the party. SCORE 41
Newspaper delivery boys. Mexico City circa 1960. SCORE 23
Officer Karen McMuffin needs to switch to a Joan Fabrics career. SCORE 13
Japanese Cheesecakes Have Bounce. SCORE 17
Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee SCORE 37
Haven’t liked a selfie in a while… SCORE 36
Magnolia Arkansas seems nice. SCORE 36
Times up, get out. SCORE 21
Boinks not borks. SCORE 36
Essential items only. SCORE 34
Ughhhh SCORE 10
CATVID-9 SCORE 29
This one is for you, bud. SCORE 28