
Squided really called it like she saw it SCORE 65

The things men do to get laid… SCORE 16

Always be nice to crows SCORE 30

Satan is a fish SCORE 42

Marvel at my genius! SCORE 48

Walmart parenting fails. Lol SCORE 29

The test results are in, and you are a terrible person SCORE -36

Real American hero SCORE 42

Why would you farm coyotes? SCORE 66

Mother fluffer SCORE 40

Dreams do come true SCORE 67

Axe and you shall receive SCORE 51

I’d be making s’mores over the fire SCORE 44

How much does he spend on gas, though? SCORE 40

Sizzle, pork, and (Google) maps SCORE 42

Only on days that end in y SCORE 41

And now the movie is ruined SCORE 34

*puts postage stamp on baby alligator. Gets bit* SCORE 9

Must have been all the Cheetos? SCORE 33

A voice we can trust SCORE 55

And I’ll do it again SCORE 38

Anyone else relate to this too much? SCORE 34

I knew the avocado fact! SCORE 37

I was upset until I got to the reason SCORE 23

Fatality SCORE 40

I can see my brain I rolled my eyes back so far SCORE 33

80 hours these days SCORE -18

The universe had a score to settle SCORE 35

I just became more metal SCORE 33

15, max. SCORE 52

F.O.C.U.S. people SCORE 35

Edison was the original gangster SCORE 58