If Tolkien worked in advertising. SCORE 9
Kim Kardashian. SCORE 114
The truth hurts. SCORE 8
Everyone does… SCORE 113
Is this an interrogation? SCORE 162
When I play a song that nobody knows. SCORE 19
Get rid of the evidence! SCORE -18
Doesn’t here knee look like Kanye? SCORE 128
This kitten is wearing a mushroom costume SCORE 137
Friends. SCORE 196
Disney insults. SCORE 272
CATZILLA!!!! SCORE 12
Rose? SCORE 185
Bling bling! SCORE 9
Movie directors and their muses. SCORE 8
Oops. SCORE 17
Walk away, fatty. SCORE 15
If Voldemort had won. SCORE 137
Amen, sister. SCORE 151
Just some facts. SCORE 197
All the Fords! SCORE 17
Just saying. SCORE 9
Good morning! SCORE 143
What do you do now? SCORE 128
And the gym altogether. SCORE 10
Starbucks SCORE 18
Poor dogs will never experience the magic of color TVs. SCORE 140
Gentlemons. SCORE 106
Being a med student. SCORE 174
Ah…the smell of a man’s colon… SCORE 179
Childhood ruined. SCORE 296
Get out, scumbag! SCORE 15
