When an ad starts playing music in one of my browser tabs… SCORE 259
Rock, Paper, Scissors SCORE 4
New Jersey beaches. SCORE 138
In Mouth Now SCORE 165
Cats are jerks. SCORE 132
First world problems. SCORE 181
Mummy world problems. SCORE 115
One Shade of Grey. SCORE 275
Rules for the cat. SCORE 150
DOESN’T THIS MAKE YOU WISH YOU WERE A MAILMAN? SCORE 0
Whatever floats your goat SCORE 8
Stupid Sandy… SCORE 157
The Krang-o-lantern. SCORE 128
Other people vs. Me. SCORE 144
How to discreetly compliment someone. SCORE 179
Luke I am your father. SCORE 118
The power of music. SCORE 117
Scumbag New York. SCORE 207
Happy Halloween! SCORE 1
Man’s best friend. SCORE 204
Cats are jerks. SCORE 78
A balanced diet. SCORE 151
Meanwhile in Canada. SCORE 178
Where’s Waldo? SCORE 57
Welcome to the sad-sack club. SCORE 125
Teenage-Mutant-Ninja-o-lantern. SCORE 117
In 20 years. SCORE 127
Whenever I move to a new apartment. SCORE 175
Attack! SCORE 171
Slogan remixes. SCORE 117
The original hipster. SCORE 138
What do we want? SCORE 196