Broiled doggo? SCORE 24
I… never thought of that. SCORE 28
Smashing time travel! SCORE 20
Switch it up today. SCORE 24
Biden is the Obama we’ve all been waiting for! SCORE 23
It’s the fresh start I didn’t know I needed. SCORE 25
Do better. Keep it to tiurse SCORE 33
It’s enough to make a grown man cry SCORE 31
Cursed strumming. SCORE 15
Love you, Dwigt. SCORE 32
When your publisher is only in it for the money. SCORE 28
I would go to this light show… SCORE 36
We’ll take the lot! SCORE 27
Recycle, reduce, reuse. SCORE 18
He promised he doesn’t see color anymore… SCORE 26
You stop that right now. SCORE 20
Tito’s won’t save you now! SCORE 29
I was glued to the story… SCORE 20
You got it, dude… SCORE 20
That’s enough chocolate to raise somebody from the grave… SCORE 18
Bat-mow-down! SCORE 21
*plays twilight zone music* SCORE 29
Taxes and what not. SCORE 24
I could use a demon or two… SCORE 31
Orbital computing. SCORE 35
Looks like just anyone can get on the Twitter… SCORE 21
Simpsons did it first? SCORE 24
Science is cruel. SCORE 28
The Dracula Parrot vants to suck your blooood. SCORE 22
Harness the matrix for your own good. SCORE 13
Step out the car please, ma’am. SCORE 18
COMING IN HOT! SCORE 18
