Biden is the Obama we’ve all been waiting for! SCORE 23
COMING IN HOT! SCORE 18
When your publisher is only in it for the money. SCORE 28
Smashing time travel! SCORE 20
I could use a demon or two… SCORE 31
You got it, dude… SCORE 20
Harness the matrix for your own good. SCORE 13
I… never thought of that. SCORE 28
Orbital computing. SCORE 35
Tito’s won’t save you now! SCORE 29
I would go to this light show… SCORE 36
Simpsons did it first? SCORE 24
Do better. Keep it to tiurse SCORE 33
We’ll take the lot! SCORE 27
You stop that right now. SCORE 20
Love you, Dwigt. SCORE 32
*plays twilight zone music* SCORE 29
Looks like just anyone can get on the Twitter… SCORE 21
He promised he doesn’t see color anymore… SCORE 26
Bat-mow-down! SCORE 21
Cursed strumming. SCORE 15
It’s the fresh start I didn’t know I needed. SCORE 25
That’s enough chocolate to raise somebody from the grave… SCORE 18
Recycle, reduce, reuse. SCORE 18
Broiled doggo? SCORE 24
Science is cruel. SCORE 28
Step out the car please, ma’am. SCORE 18
I was glued to the story… SCORE 20
The Dracula Parrot vants to suck your blooood. SCORE 22
this is my life meow… SCORE 28
Switch it up today. SCORE 24
It’s enough to make a grown man cry SCORE 31
