What sound would it make? SCORE 30
Every time. SCORE 37
Gotcha! SCORE 152
Back to basics... SCORE 27
This is the most likely scenario SCORE 80
Stopping to smell the flowers SCORE 164
No take backs... SCORE 31
Video games vs. a girlfriend. SCORE 135
I had it for over 3 years... SCORE 44
A time for everything SCORE 72
On time travel. SCORE 165
I married a quack SCORE 58
Pronounce the name of the food while eating it. SCORE -17
If you ever feel lonely. SCORE 150
I can relate. SCORE 204
Abe Lincoln refusing to straighten his hair, 1857 SCORE 93
Millennials SCORE 125
And this is where I would put my scratch post... SCORE 206
This living moth looks like carved wood SCORE 66
Snowflake on my truck caught my eye this morning SCORE 87
Swiss army tank. SCORE 137
Recently adopted a cat from Australia. SCORE 75
Every Parking Garage Should Have This System SCORE 141
They're expensive so as to prevent women from hoarding them... probably. SCORE 28
Majestic creatures SCORE 101
MonSter dEstrOYs HomE, famILy BaReLY eScapES SCORE 93
Where The White Man Went Wrong SCORE 105
its their favorite movie. SCORE 149
Apparently my doctor always opens the door with his pen in hand SCORE 81
What does the fox say? SCORE 270
The number of Earths that can fit inside the Sun SCORE 242
This is how I destroy my relationship SCORE 144
