
What sound would it make? SCORE 30

Every time. SCORE 37

Gotcha! SCORE 152

Back to basics... SCORE 27

This is the most likely scenario SCORE 80

Stopping to smell the flowers SCORE 164

No take backs... SCORE 31

Video games vs. a girlfriend. SCORE 135

I had it for over 3 years... SCORE 44

A time for everything SCORE 72

On time travel. SCORE 165

I married a quack SCORE 58

Pronounce the name of the food while eating it. SCORE -17

If you ever feel lonely. SCORE 150

I can relate. SCORE 204

Abe Lincoln refusing to straighten his hair, 1857 SCORE 93

Millennials SCORE 125

And this is where I would put my scratch post... SCORE 206

This living moth looks like carved wood SCORE 66

Snowflake on my truck caught my eye this morning SCORE 87

Swiss army tank. SCORE 137

Recently adopted a cat from Australia. SCORE 75

Every Parking Garage Should Have This System SCORE 141

They're expensive so as to prevent women from hoarding them... probably. SCORE 28

Majestic creatures SCORE 101

MonSter dEstrOYs HomE, famILy BaReLY eScapES SCORE 93

Where The White Man Went Wrong SCORE 105

its their favorite movie. SCORE 149

Apparently my doctor always opens the door with his pen in hand SCORE 81

What does the fox say? SCORE 270

The number of Earths that can fit inside the Sun SCORE 242

This is how I destroy my relationship SCORE 144