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Sometimes+you+got+to+fail+to+succeed.
When+fish+meets+doge.
When fish meets doge. SCORE 23
Tell+that+to+krunk+me+%40+2AM%26%238230%3B
Tell that to krunk me @ 2AM… SCORE 29
George+Washington%26%238217%3Bs+military+trunk+bed+used+during+the+Revolutionary+War%2C+circa+1775
George Washington’s military trunk bed used during the Revolutionary War, circa 1775 SCORE 27
Issa+side+quest.
Issa side quest. SCORE 24
HHHGGGEEEERHHHRRRRR
HHHGGGEEEERHHHRRRRR SCORE 22
Free+vaccine+in+the+parking+lot+this+morning%21
Free vaccine in the parking lot this morning! SCORE 10
Bless+each+other+PRN.
Bless each other PRN. SCORE 29
2022+me+has+a+familiar+vibe+about+it.
2022 me has a familiar vibe about it. SCORE 20
Gonna+be+a+few+yet%2C+bub.
Gonna be a few yet, bub. SCORE 30
Dolly+Parton+just+help+cure+AIDS%2C+basically.
Dolly Parton just help cure AIDS, basically. SCORE 29
You+get+that+bank+though%2C+Gwyneth.
You get that bank though, Gwyneth. SCORE 27
The+Office+cameos
The Office cameos SCORE 11
My+body+is+ready+for+the+netherworld.+Come+at+me.
My body is ready for the netherworld. Come at me. SCORE 21
Let+the+gatos+drink.
Let the gatos drink. SCORE 24
Gunner+the+good+doge.
Gunner the good doge. SCORE 43
Could+you+not%2C+child%3F
Could you not, child? SCORE 17
Maybe+go+for+a+run%26%238230%3B
Maybe go for a run… SCORE 21
Default+to+death%2C+generally.
Default to death, generally. SCORE 17
Do+not+pass+go%2C+do+not+collect+200+dollars%26%238230%3B
Do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars… SCORE 24
Perseverance+on+the+move%2C+circa+Mars.
Perseverance on the move, circa Mars. SCORE 21
RIP+yahoo+answers
RIP yahoo answers SCORE 28
I%26%238217%3Bll+scratch+your+back+if+you+scratch+mine
I’ll scratch your back if you scratch mine SCORE 25
Sloooowwwww+gato.
Sloooowwwww gato. SCORE 21
The+right+person+for+the+job%2C+in+my+opinion%26%238230%3B+%2Fs
The right person for the job, in my opinion… /s SCORE 10
Yeah+I%26%238217%3Bm+going+to+need+a+charge%26%238230%3B
Yeah I’m going to need a charge… SCORE 23
Gotta+same+%26%238217%3Bem+all.
Gotta same ’em all. SCORE 30
More+breadsticks+please.
More breadsticks please. SCORE 12
May+it+colour+your+life.
May it colour your life. SCORE 21
There%26%238217%3Bs+probably+a+judge+out+there+who+would+hear+it%26%238230%3B
There’s probably a judge out there who would hear it… SCORE 10
Use+Banana+leaves+as+natural+packaging+to+reduce+plastic+use%2C+please.
Use Banana leaves as natural packaging to reduce plastic use, please. SCORE 27
The+duality+of+parenthood.
The duality of parenthood. SCORE 25
Do+I+even+care%26%238230%3B%3F
Do I even care…? SCORE 26
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That%26%238217%3Bs+actually+13+problems%2C+thankyouverymuch.
That’s actually 13 problems, thankyouverymuch. SCORE 11
Hamsters+are+scary+creatures
Hamsters are scary creatures SCORE 9
148+students+were+killed+in+Kenya
148 students were killed in Kenya SCORE 223
When+you+realize+that%2C+phonetically%2C+the+z+and+y+are+switched+in+%26quot%3Bcrazy%26quot%3B
When you realize that, phonetically, the z and y are switched in "crazy" SCORE -2
Think+about+it
Think about it SCORE 174
I+don%26%238217%3Bt+think+I%26%238217%3Bve+ever+looked+at+a+storm+trooper+like+this+before%26%238230%3B
I don’t think I’ve ever looked at a storm trooper like this before… SCORE 134
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