I can jump higher than a house SCORE 181
People with allergies can understand. SCORE 204
Every time I start watching the new season of a show. SCORE 134
True terror… SCORE 207
Stephen King. SCORE 264
How do you hook up with a fat chick? SCORE -3
What I think vs. What I say. SCORE 261
In an alternate universe. SCORE 191
Social media. SCORE 46
Words. SCORE 237
It’s a mini me! SCORE 176
My morning exercise routine. SCORE 157
Poke-Cat SCORE 130
Seems legit. SCORE 139
Faith in humanity, restored. SCORE 370
How the internet works. SCORE 120
D’aww. SCORE 194
Why girls go to the bathroom in groups. SCORE 305
The Levitron Revolution. SCORE 35
Perfect timing. SCORE 202
Winning. SCORE 417
Flirting SCORE 14
Found my pencils. SCORE 187
Scumbag Mcgonagall. SCORE 220
Balloon lamps. SCORE 217
This way! I know a shortcut! SCORE 117
Cats are jerks. SCORE 115
The joys of daylight savings time. SCORE 435
The actual size of a blue whale heart SCORE 118
Grandma! SCORE 144
Fluffy friends. SCORE 106
Taylor Swift’s new album. SCORE 230