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John+Dillinger
Can+I+hire+them+for+events%3F
Can I hire them for events? SCORE 11
Neandertallica+is+a+thing%2C+now.
Neandertallica is a thing, now. SCORE 21
You+must+use+the+Force%2C+Mary.
You must use the Force, Mary. SCORE 23
It%26%238217%3Bs+not+the+cocaine+it%26%238217%3Bs+the+anxiety%26%238230%3B
It’s not the cocaine it’s the anxiety… SCORE 20
She%26%238217%3Bs+onto+something
She’s onto something SCORE 23
%2Apoke%2A+the+rats.
*poke* the rats. SCORE 23
Pint+sized+cat%2C+of+course.
Pint sized cat, of course. SCORE 20
2022+is+the+new+2020.
2022 is the new 2020. SCORE 21
IMPENDING+DOOOOOOM%2C+it+seems.
IMPENDING DOOOOOOM, it seems. SCORE 34
%2Abzzzh%2A+%2Abzzzzzzzzzzzzzhhhhhh%2A
*bzzzh* *bzzzzzzzzzzzzzhhhhhh* SCORE 34
The+bird+is+the+word.
The bird is the word. SCORE 23
Big+hmm%26%238230%3B
Big hmm… SCORE 26
Blessed+gran.
Blessed gran. SCORE 27
Logic+is+a+gift.
Logic is a gift. SCORE 30
Oh+brother%2C+where+art+thou%3F
Oh brother, where art thou? SCORE 30
That+bitch+Carole+Baskin
That bitch Carole Baskin SCORE 22
Green+eggs+are+overrated.
Green eggs are overrated. SCORE 16
Alternative+Bodybuilders
Alternative Bodybuilders SCORE 23
Homer+seems+a+little+needy%2C+honestly.
Homer seems a little needy, honestly. SCORE 29
MM%2FDD%2FYYYY++is+superior.
MM/DD/YYYY is superior. SCORE 22
Still+a+legend
Still a legend SCORE 29
Cancel+culture+needs+to+chill.
Cancel culture needs to chill. SCORE 25
Personal+growth+is+personal+growth.
Personal growth is personal growth. SCORE 22
Shirts+are+advisable.
Shirts are advisable. SCORE 26
The+Pandemic+Era+is+born.
The Pandemic Era is born. SCORE 30
Nobody+told+her+the+PPE+wasn%26%238217%3Bt+just+a+fashion+accessory.
Nobody told her the PPE wasn’t just a fashion accessory. SCORE 16
The+Joker%2C+through+the+ages.
The Joker, through the ages. SCORE 19
Let+the+coffee+flow+through+you%26%238230%3B.
Let the coffee flow through you…. SCORE 25
Gotta+get+your+hair+did.+She+is+not+wrong.
Gotta get your hair did. She is not wrong. SCORE 8
Syrup+friendly.
Syrup friendly. SCORE 26
If+I+were+a+betting+man%26%238230%3B
If I were a betting man… SCORE 27
May+the+power+of+the+sun+compel+you%21
May the power of the sun compel you! SCORE 22
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Why+I+hate+movie+theaters.
Why I hate movie theaters. SCORE 180
Betcha+Can%26%238217%3Bt
Betcha Can’t SCORE -2
More+than+meets+the+eye.
More than meets the eye. SCORE 183
A+dog%26%238217%3Bs+life.
A dog’s life. SCORE 81
Just+perfect.
Just perfect. SCORE 21
This+is+what+I+feel+like+now%21
This is what I feel like now! SCORE 12
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