Walmart parenting fails. Lol SCORE 29
The test results are in, and you are a terrible person SCORE -36
Yeah, GTFO works for me SCORE -35
I’d be making s’mores over the fire SCORE 44
At least they’re honest. SCORE 62
Have I learned nothing? SCORE 41
It’s the thought that counts SCORE 38
Anyone else relate to this too much? SCORE 34
Proceed SCORE 30
I. NEED. THEM. ALL. SCORE 33
How much does he spend on gas, though? SCORE 40
I can see my brain I rolled my eyes back so far SCORE 33
The system works SCORE 52
80 hours these days SCORE -18
Negotiating fail SCORE 15
F.O.C.U.S. people SCORE 35
Need some ointment for that burn? SCORE 30
Yo ho ho SCORE 38
What murder? SCORE 45
But Carmen Sandiego is a real person. SCORE 11
Must have been all the Cheetos? SCORE 33
*puts postage stamp on baby alligator. Gets bit* SCORE 9
Only on days that end in y SCORE 41
Nacho cheesier Doritos, baby SCORE 33
Smile and breathe SCORE 36
Fatality SCORE 40
That’s not how independence works. SCORE 29
The things men do to get laid… SCORE 16
I was upset until I got to the reason SCORE 23
Military grade leggings SCORE 61
Sports! SCORE 43
And cheese SCORE 27
