Morning Rituals Are An Important Part of a Complete Breakfast SCORE 42
…a dash of twig. SCORE 32
Hardcore, man SCORE 44
A decent proposal, no? SCORE 37
America is not the same anymore… SCORE 23
You’re doing great (probably…) SCORE 24
Professor Kijje SCORE 34
I identify with this. SCORE 37
When you lie on your resume but still get the job… SCORE 30
Brotherly love. Ride on. SCORE 28
You gotta weigh it out… SCORE 38
I have five friends… Sometimes they text me. SCORE 26
I walked around the block…twice. SCORE 33
A beautiful dachshund with vitiligo. SCORE 29
Tell me what we should do, Bear. SCORE 28
Van Gogh inspired cake is NOM SCORE 24
Minnesota Jim SCORE 32
This year is a little charred, so far. SCORE 23
New York Telephone Co. suggests a phone, for these rough times. SCORE 32
No, this is just a tribute. SCORE 28
As you wish. SCORE 24
Isolation Salvador Dali SCORE 22
The unwritten rule becomes enforced. SCORE 25
Easy mistake, honestly. SCORE 17
Send it back. SCORE 25
2013 was a funny news year. SCORE 25
Bartenders finding alternative work… SCORE 28
This guy gets tips. SCORE 37
Picture this… SCORE 34
I could quack this in to battle. SCORE 29
This is what Judge Judy lives for. SCORE 33
I see you’re having difficulty seeing yourself out… SCORE 18