He has never felt so empowered. SCORE 31
Do I even care…? SCORE 26
hello little friend SCORE 20
2022 me has a familiar vibe about it. SCORE 20
Do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars… SCORE 24
There’s probably a judge out there who would hear it… SCORE 9
The Office cameos SCORE 11
This is not the cake you’re looking for… SCORE 20
Gunner the good doge. SCORE 42
Technically you give a little fuc… SCORE 24
sent via FAX SCORE 16
Sloooowwwww gato. SCORE 21
George Washington’s military trunk bed used during the Revolutionary War, circa 1775 SCORE 27
Gonna be a few yet, bub. SCORE 30
Dolly Parton just help cure AIDS, basically. SCORE 29
Well he’s not wrong. SCORE 23
I wonder how many calories are burned washing hands… SCORE 18
Free vaccine in the parking lot this morning! SCORE 10
Life is a joke and you’re the punch line. SCORE 26
HHHGGGEEEERHHHRRRRR SCORE 22
More breadsticks please. SCORE 12
*have SCORE 17
Get this kid an [f]ork! SCORE 7
Career options are actually pretty limited… SCORE 25
RIP yahoo answers SCORE 28
Do the blink! SCORE 24
Steal the world! SCORE 22
I’ll scratch your back if you scratch mine SCORE 24
Use Banana leaves as natural packaging to reduce plastic use, please. SCORE 27
Issa side quest. SCORE 24
Gotta same ’em all. SCORE 30
Default to death, generally. SCORE 17