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When+you+hate+your+neighbors
IT+PUTS+ME+BACK%21
IT PUTS ME BACK! SCORE 24
You+should+learn+to+shut+your+current+one%26%238230%3B
You should learn to shut your current one… SCORE 36
Now+you+ruined+the+click.
Now you ruined the click. SCORE 35
When+life+mimics+art.
When life mimics art. SCORE 28
Just+language+things%26%238230%3B
Just language things… SCORE 25
ACTIVATE%21+ACTIVATE%21
ACTIVATE! ACTIVATE! SCORE 28
Also+frogs.
Also frogs. SCORE 18
I%26%238217%3Bve+never+wanted+to+burn+US+Currency+before%26%238230%3B
I’ve never wanted to burn US Currency before… SCORE 20
When+whales+fly%26%238230%3B
When whales fly… SCORE 30
And+my+axe.
And my axe. SCORE 55
The+lorde+hath%26%238217%3B+spoken.
The lorde hath’ spoken. SCORE 39
More+of+an+elbow+guy%2C+personally.
More of an elbow guy, personally. SCORE 27
AND+I%26%238217%3BD+DO+IT+AGAIN
AND I’D DO IT AGAIN SCORE 23
Afghan+boy+with+a+plastic+bag+for+a+jersey+got+to+meet+Messi.
Afghan boy with a plastic bag for a jersey got to meet Messi. SCORE 38
The+many+corns.
The many corns. SCORE 23
Why+is+that+a+thing%26%238230%3B
Why is that a thing… SCORE 45
Love%2C+ughhh%2C+finds+a+way.
Love, ughhh, finds a way. SCORE 25
The+expensive+one%3F
The expensive one? SCORE 22
Alex+Trebek+in+all+his+glory+roundabout+1977.
Alex Trebek in all his glory roundabout 1977. SCORE 27
Explain+that+to+your+future+children%26%238217%3Bs+children%26%238217%3Bs+children.
Explain that to your future children’s children’s children. SCORE 20
Whenever+my+wife+or+I+want+Little+Ceasers+we+send+each+other+this+picture+with+no+context.
Whenever my wife or I want Little Ceasers we send each other this picture with no context. SCORE 28
Mercy+kill%26%238230%3B
Mercy kill… SCORE 32
Well.+OK+then.
Well. OK then. SCORE 1
Ozzy+and+his+granddaughter+are+quite+the+pair.
Ozzy and his granddaughter are quite the pair. SCORE 33
It+could%26%238217%3Bve+just+ended+there%26%238230%3B
It could’ve just ended there… SCORE 44
I+don%26%238217%3Bt+see+the+problem.
I don’t see the problem. SCORE 39
How+are+your+2021+goals+coming+along%3F
How are your 2021 goals coming along? SCORE 22
Well+at+least+you+can+say+you+tried.
Well at least you can say you tried. SCORE 35
And+here+we+go%26%238230%3B
And here we go… SCORE 24
Dads+these+days%2C+amiright%3F
Dads these days, amiright? SCORE 33
Dynamic+Passwords+are+a+problem.
Dynamic Passwords are a problem. SCORE 27
Truth%2C+this+is.
Truth, this is. SCORE 30
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Always on guard. SCORE 13
Ducks+do+it+too%21
Ducks do it too! SCORE 17
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A tree with spiraling roots. SCORE 190
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Scumbag UPS SCORE 111
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