Free vaccine in the parking lot this morning! SCORE 10
sent via FAX SCORE 16
This is not the cake you’re looking for… SCORE 20
You get that bank though, Gwyneth. SCORE 27
HHHGGGEEEERHHHRRRRR SCORE 22
RIP yahoo answers SCORE 28
Technically you give a little fuc… SCORE 24
Do the blink! SCORE 24
Do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars… SCORE 24
Life is a joke and you’re the punch line. SCORE 26
There’s probably a judge out there who would hear it… SCORE 9
Gonna be a few yet, bub. SCORE 30
Use Banana leaves as natural packaging to reduce plastic use, please. SCORE 27
Steal the world! SCORE 22
Career options are actually pretty limited… SCORE 25
George Washington’s military trunk bed used during the Revolutionary War, circa 1775 SCORE 27
More breadsticks please. SCORE 12
Do I even care…? SCORE 26
Bless each other PRN. SCORE 28
hello little friend SCORE 20
Well he’s not wrong. SCORE 23
I wonder how many calories are burned washing hands… SCORE 18
Gotta same ’em all. SCORE 30
I’ll scratch your back if you scratch mine SCORE 24
*have SCORE 17
He has never felt so empowered. SCORE 31
Dolly Parton just help cure AIDS, basically. SCORE 29
The Office cameos SCORE 11
2022 me has a familiar vibe about it. SCORE 20
Gunner the good doge. SCORE 42
Sloooowwwww gato. SCORE 21
Issa side quest. SCORE 24