It’s the fresh start I didn’t know I needed. SCORE 25
Smashing time travel! SCORE 20
Science is cruel. SCORE 28
Recycle, reduce, reuse. SCORE 18
You stop that right now. SCORE 20
COMING IN HOT! SCORE 18
Tito’s won’t save you now! SCORE 29
Simpsons did it first? SCORE 24
*plays twilight zone music* SCORE 29
The Dracula Parrot vants to suck your blooood. SCORE 22
I… never thought of that. SCORE 27
Eco Bamboo Toothbrush Lets You Replace Bristles SCORE 27
Orbital computing. SCORE 35
I would go to this light show… SCORE 36
I could use a demon or two… SCORE 31
Biden is the Obama we’ve all been waiting for! SCORE 21
When your publisher is only in it for the money. SCORE 28
Taxes and what not. SCORE 24
Step out the car please, ma’am. SCORE 18
Broiled doggo? SCORE 23
Switch it up today. SCORE 23
We’ll take the lot! SCORE 27
Harness the matrix for your own good. SCORE 14
this is my life meow… SCORE 28
I was glued to the story… SCORE 20
Bat-mow-down! SCORE 21
Do better. Keep it to tiurse SCORE 33
That’s enough chocolate to raise somebody from the grave… SCORE 18
He promised he doesn’t see color anymore… SCORE 25
You got it, dude… SCORE 20
It’s enough to make a grown man cry SCORE 31
Looks like just anyone can get on the Twitter… SCORE 21