Axe and you shall receive SCORE 50
The things men do to get laid… SCORE 16
I knew the avocado fact! SCORE 37
Satan is a fish SCORE 42
I laughed at this more than I should have SCORE 52
Edison was the original gangster SCORE 58
I’d be making s’mores over the fire SCORE 44
I just became more metal SCORE 33
The test results are in, and you are a terrible person SCORE -36
Well played, Oliver. Well played. SCORE 79
Dreams do come true SCORE 67
Walmart parenting fails. Lol SCORE 29
I can see my brain I rolled my eyes back so far SCORE 33
The universe had a score to settle SCORE 35
Anyone else relate to this too much? SCORE 34
Why would you farm coyotes? SCORE 66
Sizzle, pork, and (Google) maps SCORE 42
How much does he spend on gas, though? SCORE 40
And I’ll do it again SCORE 38
*puts postage stamp on baby alligator. Gets bit* SCORE 9
80 hours these days SCORE -19
A voice we can trust SCORE 55
Always be nice to crows SCORE 30
Busted! SCORE 31
Mother fluffer SCORE 40
Real American hero SCORE 41
We both go down, together SCORE 56
And now the movie is ruined SCORE 34
Squided really called it like she saw it SCORE 65
Marvel at my genius! SCORE 48
Only on days that end in y SCORE 41
15, max. SCORE 52
