I broke my finger today... SCORE 271
My nephews birth announcement is on point. SCORE 82
A new child day care centre asked if I could metal detect the bark chip play area for sharps before they opened SCORE 154
You'll be alright, kid. SCORE 30
Outstanding rhetoric. SCORE 42
X-ray of a 900 pound man. SCORE 135
Good Guy Shark. SCORE 256
We are the introverts. SCORE 242
Oprah Winfrey: The real self-made billionaire SCORE 101
This regenerative candle creates a new candle as it melts SCORE 227
When I try to be graceful diving into the pool. SCORE 119
favorite disney villain? SCORE 185
boops boops SCORE 39
Elysia chlorotica, a sea slug that can photosynthesize SCORE 67
Stripes. SCORE 294
Plan B SCORE 53
Rap Has Changed SCORE 130
Help make America great again SCORE 141
How I imagine Hollywood pitch meetings go. SCORE 168
It's just a fantasy SCORE 89
Caught my dog looking like he's ready to save Gotham SCORE 76
Just waiting for the bus... SCORE 236
that answers that question SCORE 35
I can't believe I've done this... SCORE 12
I want to believe. SCORE 109
A fluffle SCORE 83
Why you do this SCORE 12
How comments work on the Internet. SCORE 150
Is the bowl really full, though? Yes. It is. SCORE 34
Let's try that again... SCORE 233
And here we go. SCORE 65
Hunting season is coming... SCORE 19
