Happy little trees SCORE 50
This is why I keep my freezer full of ice cream. For the burns. SCORE 39
Life is a balancing act SCORE 54
It’s for your own good SCORE 25
Jinkies! SCORE 63
Important Chipotle Hack SCORE 63
It’s my super power SCORE 44
Seagulls can’t read. And don’t care SCORE 31
Plot twist! SCORE 42
The obvious answer SCORE 26
50 percent of ant marriages end in divorce SCORE 47
The obvious answer is always the right answer SCORE 47
You can skip the next one… hundred SCORE 40
The Devil’s Advocate… SCORE 5
Gotta work to eat SCORE 75
Every sneeze after 25 could send you to the hospital SCORE 36
easy money SCORE 29
Eyes don’t lie SCORE 35
She doesn’t need to watch the movies, she’s going to live them SCORE 55
I swear it was the elephants for real this time SCORE 31
Would you prefer the CliffsNotes? SCORE 36
What a cat-astrophe SCORE 24
I cried then fell asleep SCORE 46
The one with the boom stick! SCORE 36
Corbyn Dallas Multi-Pass SCORE 39
Coffee isn’t strong enough SCORE 40
What about Linux? SCORE 45
Stress relief SCORE 45
While I have your attention, let me ask you a question SCORE 6
Let’s just be friends SCORE 24
Good boi summer SCORE 75
Problem solved SCORE 34