Get adopted they said… SCORE 233
Seals are just dog mermaids. SCORE 250
Like a boss. SCORE 245
Barackberry Ojama. SCORE 237
Hey, Biscuit. SCORE 239
Most people don’t realize this… SCORE 188
Oh flowers, you understand me. SCORE 277
I’d rather just confess to the murder. SCORE 331
Meerkats! SCORE 96
Crap. SCORE 246
How Reddit works. SCORE 157
Imagine. SCORE 366
Pokeface. SCORE 226
What am I doing with my life? SCORE 344
Yes. SCORE 285
Holy tights Batman! SCORE 249
Wink, wink, nudge, nudge. SCORE 178
Umbrella cockatoo dancing and singing ACDC. SCORE 70
Typical cop… SCORE 135
Dog logic. SCORE 211
Thoughtful guy rap. SCORE 162
It’s true. SCORE 163
How I die. SCORE 254
Do go on… SCORE 191
Therefore I shall not laugh. SCORE 316
You wanna know how I got these scars? SCORE 124
LOL. SCORE 231
4:30am and you’re trying to sleep? SCORE 260
If it fits, I sits. SCORE 223
If at first you don’t succeed… SCORE 226
How I feel every morning. SCORE 79
My hobby. SCORE 188
