Whenever someone tries to wake me up. SCORE 133
When I was little I wanted to be a Disney Princess SCORE 106
My favorite picture on the Internet. SCORE 168
A handsome selfie SCORE 147
Sonic The Hedgehog In Real Life SCORE 123
Brushing teeth in the shower SCORE 73
Take note, Kellyanne. SCORE 106
Three bear cubs hiding from their mother SCORE 108
And I'm only 17 SCORE 102
*nervously dies on your ottoman* SCORE 80
Modern education. SCORE 100
Sophie's face says it all SCORE 84
Told her I was Lord Voldemort. SCORE 133
Choose your words carefully. SCORE 161
We all make choices... SCORE 141
You just made my day. SCORE 139
Desperation at its Finest. SCORE 208
Seven days without a pun makes one weak SCORE 97
This is an actual thing now. SCORE 146
Thanks gorgeous. SCORE 55
Look at me doing my job! SCORE 33
When you let your daughter watch Twilight. SCORE 140
The worst kind of surprise. SCORE 267
Baby Announcements Can be Savage SCORE 131
Flare surfing SCORE 217
Good friends are hard to find. SCORE 184
My mom thinks I'm funny SCORE 71
Aaah, true love SCORE 104
Goddammit Doreen! SCORE 115
I can't even remember how old I am. SCORE 169
Stuff no one ever told me. SCORE 229
Think outside the box SCORE 139
