There are two kinds of people in this world. SCORE 119
Substitute teachers. SCORE 209
Perks of being an English major SCORE 176
Sharing a tiny bed in college with my girlfriend. SCORE 104
Like a boss. SCORE 222
WHO SAID YOLO? WHO SAID IT?! SCORE 0
Real Life Hunger Games SCORE 116
A dogs life. SCORE 171
GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!! SCORE -5
A hamster in a hard hat, that is all. SCORE 91
I’m not a procrastinator… SCORE 101
How normal people flirt vs. How I flirt. SCORE 238
Like a boss. SCORE 288
Yeah, right. SCORE 148
How rainbows start. SCORE 36
Friends are like a trampoline. SCORE 212
When I hear a mosquito in my room. SCORE 110
As a straight man, I feel relieved. SCORE 126
Getting older. SCORE 142
From the hippos’ perspective. SCORE 235
The Night I lost Control SCORE 7
Read the dictionary SCORE 9
Logic. SCORE 188
Julie and the deathly surgeon. SCORE 79
Leprechauns are smart. SCORE 157
The world’s smallest dog. SCORE 54
I used to be a Jedi… SCORE 159
It’s Thanksgiving. SCORE -202
You wouldn’t understand SCORE 6
Worse than the friendzone. SCORE 122
Om nom… Wait… SCORE 60
Suicide is not the answer. SCORE 225
