googly eyes make everything better SCORE 45
he regrets going to the gym SCORE 32
I’d buy the mayo SCORE 32
you learn something new everyday SCORE 45
this can’t be a real sign, can it? SCORE 49
he made his choice SCORE 43
you’re never allowed to stop SCORE 54
watermelon armor dog SCORE 24
5 days a week SCORE 45
the internet is not a real doctor… SCORE 70
maybe he’s not so bad after all? SCORE 50
Lana approves SCORE 76
i hope so! SCORE 22
it’s true SCORE 58
teens with attitude SCORE 27
priorities SCORE 63
i know the feeling well SCORE 31
the book fair made me like reading SCORE 53
i am this dog SCORE 20
but you both still like each other anyway SCORE 31
dads always fall in love with the pet they claim not to want SCORE 19
give this professor a raise SCORE 73
fond memories SCORE 44
wrong place, wrong time SCORE 38
american cheese is real cheese. it’s just more patriotic than other cheeses SCORE 10
she meant it, too SCORE 43
freestyle acupuncture SCORE 36
they really are gentle creatures SCORE 37
she pretended not to know them and took an uber home SCORE 35
pebble and roll SCORE 65
anchors away! SCORE 23
is that not why we eat them? SCORE 31
