In other news Musk Corp just acquired Coca Cola SCORE 23
Trying to be relatable is cute. SCORE 28
Tubing down the riverrrrr. SCORE 34
No, this is patrick SCORE 41
I didn’t realize you could lease a falcon. SCORE 29
Absolutely nothing could, or will, go wrong. SCORE 16
Hello, old friend. SCORE 24
OK BUT DID YOU EVEN COUNT THE WORDS? SCORE 25
The time to eat has arrived. SCORE 20
I want to believe. SCORE 28
It’s not safe to look that similar to iced cream… SCORE 23
I am so sure you get my point. SCORE 13
It’s all good. SCORE 49
Clear this up for me. SCORE 39
Ah. Seppuku it is… SCORE 16
treat? SCORE 25
WELL THEN SCORE 17
A well timed dear fact. SCORE 23
OK but have you seen those n a c h o s? SCORE 14
the darkest time is all the time. SCORE 41
When verified twitter goes to war… SCORE 56
Olden but golden SCORE 19
Hey at least you’re not in jail yet… right? SCORE 12
They take their drive-thru tacos very seriously. SCORE 22
*happy jedi noises* SCORE 20
Free toilet paper with purchase of this haunted house! SCORE 22
Human 101, do not touch the dinosaurs. SCORE 20
*CRONCH* SCORE 26
Movie Magic SCORE 27
Not gonna happen, Deb. SCORE 35
We’re never going to recover from this. SCORE 10
I would eat them. SCORE 41
