Get this kid an [f]ork! SCORE 7
Default to death, generally. SCORE 17
Do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars… SCORE 24
Bless each other PRN. SCORE 28
I’ll scratch your back if you scratch mine SCORE 24
The Office cameos SCORE 11
Words. SCORE 9
Everybody loves an origin story. SCORE 20
Gotta same ’em all. SCORE 30
*have SCORE 17
Use Banana leaves as natural packaging to reduce plastic use, please. SCORE 27
hello little friend SCORE 20
Facebook ads be like… SCORE 16
Free vaccine in the parking lot this morning! SCORE 10
Career options are actually pretty limited… SCORE 25
He has never felt so empowered. SCORE 31
Sloooowwwww gato. SCORE 21
HHHGGGEEEERHHHRRRRR SCORE 22
More breadsticks please. SCORE 12
This is not the cake you’re looking for… SCORE 20
Well he’s not wrong. SCORE 23
Life is a joke and you’re the punch line. SCORE 26
Satanicly cheesy! SCORE 18
Dolly Parton just help cure AIDS, basically. SCORE 29
sent via FAX SCORE 16
Gonna be a few yet, bub. SCORE 30
There’s probably a judge out there who would hear it… SCORE 9
Technically you give a little fuc… SCORE 24
Do the blink! SCORE 24
I wonder how many calories are burned washing hands… SCORE 19
Steal the world! SCORE 22
George Washington’s military trunk bed used during the Revolutionary War, circa 1775 SCORE 27
