First you must learn to read… SCORE 26
Now I celebrate my birthday twice a year SCORE 57
Bog Body goals. SCORE 55
Some dads don’t know… but that’s OK. SCORE 40
Sometimes it’s better to be lucky than smart SCORE 25
Internet, you know what to do SCORE 35
(some) teachers earn every penny. SCORE 38
Is the bowl really full, though? Yes. It is. SCORE 34
All of the above SCORE 37
That kid is a baller SCORE 48
Burns so good. SCORE 37
#hugtheworld(carefully) SCORE 31
Bats are nocturnal. SCORE 39
Homer Simpson is the reason gas is so expensive SCORE 37
What movie did I wake up in? SCORE 27
FREEDOM SOCKS! SCORE 46
Warning – don’t try this in New York SCORE 50
What comes with the deluxe, fries and shake? SCORE 38
I was not prepared for this… SCORE 39
The goodest boi SCORE 65
Let’s play a game SCORE 39
99 bottles of beer on the wall… SCORE 19
Harbinger of doom SCORE 23
Wait a minute! SCORE -4
Littering is the the wurst. SCORE 49
Where are all the fish? SCORE 69
The many faced god? SCORE 36
Heavy metal! SCORE 65
Some dogs are built different SCORE 39
Would you like to request your final baguette? SCORE 75
At least he tried… SCORE 60
Someone went for a joyride last night SCORE 58
