"Nobody can do the wave better than me. Honestly! There's nobody." SCORE 88
Sleepovers SCORE 138
Mario did it first SCORE 37
Almost! SCORE 105
Teeth so white they can't dance. SCORE 129
Baroque Obama. SCORE 132
Every morning. SCORE 130
Pun! SCORE 267
A Horse's Halloween Costume SCORE 246
Disappointing your mother. SCORE 180
I find your lack of doggy treats disturbing. SCORE 81
The real Ron Swanson. SCORE 95
The real killers. SCORE 124
Making a plant illegal SCORE 267
Unions are bad mkay SCORE 77
My cat loves cuddling. SCORE 159
Anyone need a box of chocolates? SCORE 123
L e f a SCORE 59
Married twice SCORE 50
Doctors, prostitutes, and TSA agents, SCORE 138
Teleportation Accident SCORE 126
NAACP SCORE 134
My favorite 30 Rock moment. SCORE 110
So my uncle built and lives in his very own hobbit house SCORE 74
Surprise your loved ones with your new blood pillow SCORE 18
Quite simply... SCORE 49
Organic food. SCORE 204
Poor Ringo. SCORE 89
I want it done by naptime. SCORE 118
The biggest problem SCORE 179
My thoughts exactly SCORE 115
i'm a werewolf SCORE 37
