a cat wrote this SCORE 7
accidental beauty SCORE 31
turtle magic ritual SCORE 15
i like bananas SCORE 9
always right or pleasantly surprised SCORE 22
new slurs for british people SCORE 18
i’ve finally found my true self SCORE 13
don’t insult al capone SCORE 29
is this satire? SCORE 14
because it did break on its own SCORE 15
must. hold. it. together SCORE 13
zero traction SCORE 11
I’m saying it. It’s cold outside SCORE 28
i’d like to speak to the manager SCORE 15
slap them SCORE 13
cats find a way SCORE 23
you saw nothing! SCORE 17
stuck in the middle with you SCORE 16
working cat SCORE 20
memorable first customer SCORE 17
it’s perfect SCORE 21
a very small dog SCORE 15
you are charcuterie SCORE 11
diet starts when stress stops SCORE 16
enjoy your party! SCORE 12
what did you think was going to be in there? sugar? SCORE 13
you see, the day i was born SCORE 10
every segment on the news SCORE 14
it’s spicy, you wouldn’t like it SCORE 17
supersize it SCORE -4
excuse me, this is America SCORE 13
i like you better with your legs still attached SCORE 10
