Well placed credit card advertisement… SCORE 13
I wonder if they gave their two weeks… SCORE 25
It’s DoorDash dinner tonight, ancient children… SCORE 32
Find a balance that suits you. SCORE 26
Tattoo first… SCORE 31
Crikey, m8… SCORE 17
A hundred thousand lawyers, probably. SCORE 18
It’s more of a canon, no? SCORE 28
What a dream job… SCORE 31
I like a picnic, periodically. SCORE 17
Just older brother things… SCORE 23
Paradoxical Revenge SCORE 31
Trust no one. SCORE 16
Never underestimate your future earnings potential, though. SCORE 33
Australian diver spots fish rocking a gold wedding ring in the Pacific Ocean… and it’s beautiful. SCORE 21
I promise it’s not a pyramid scheme… SCORE 35
#eatthetaska SCORE 30
You can’t just do that to the doge, lady. SCORE 24
Welp, off to save the world! SCORE 16
Entitlement comes easy! SCORE 40
How to make the world your focus group… SCORE 16
More like swallow whole, amiright? SCORE 19
It’s me millionth dollar! ARH ARH ARH ARH ARH SCORE 21
You is beautiful, and all that jazz, baby. SCORE 16
Behind the scenes is just awful. SCORE 17
Look at you and your wisdom teeth… SCORE 32
The contrast is palpable. SCORE 11
It is… the Google way. SCORE 26
also cuter than you… SCORE 27
When art mimics life. SCORE 27
got ‘eeeeeeeeem SCORE 18
Oh lawdy we growing up… SCORE 29