measuring time in mothers SCORE 33
birds aren’t real SCORE 2
purrfecting his craft SCORE 28
the best politician SCORE 17
hold the line SCORE 23
so may sacrifices SCORE 32
adrian! SCORE 8
if he fits, he sits SCORE 15
2 outta 3 ain’t bad SCORE 22
dream relationship SCORE 26
bring me the bucket SCORE 15
bed bugs! SCORE 22
victorian slang at its finest SCORE 16
that’s not leg hair SCORE 20
let him rise SCORE 14
the said the perfect couple doesn’t exist… SCORE 26
just the facts SCORE 10
next question SCORE 25
my brain lags SCORE 40
a 300 percent mortality rate SCORE 21
i didn’t need to sleep anyway SCORE 19
buying this book now SCORE 35
the interview that never ends SCORE 24
i’m gonna go home SCORE 41
totally normal transportation in florida SCORE 25
the night awaits SCORE 7
every morning when i wake up SCORE 31
i’m fat-bulous SCORE 22
wear it proudly SCORE 47
you are perfect SCORE 17
all the wholesomeness in one photo SCORE 20
no reason SCORE 16