get me my sharpest shoes SCORE 22
*quietly exits through the back* SCORE 24
what cruel fate SCORE 15
pet the buffalo SCORE 14
funny but true SCORE 41
home depot is my sworn enemy SCORE 17
a real banger SCORE 23
chubby checker truther SCORE 0
does as she pleases SCORE 15
hakuna ma… oh no SCORE 15
negative calories for negative flavor SCORE 34
facts SCORE 24
something is definitely wrong with you SCORE 7
the older i get, the more i appreciate rocks on the ground SCORE 13
3 am mood SCORE 23
what was she baking though? SCORE 3
ready for whatever the future holds SCORE 27
optical illusion SCORE 24
that escalated quickly SCORE 18
she’s working on it SCORE 36
i was born into the wrong family SCORE 13
i was never here SCORE 15
what? SCORE 6
a dangerous power to wield SCORE 21
nerf or nothing SCORE 18
use the whole hand SCORE 12
time to pay your debts SCORE 17
i’d love a cup of tea, thank you! SCORE 40
if you wait long enough… SCORE 11
he has a side quest for you SCORE 16
i want to be buried with all my belongings SCORE 24
i look so good SCORE 11
