When You Have Guests SCORE 80
Commander Crunch. My whole life is a lie. SCORE 77
When You Finish A Series On Netflix… SCORE 87
Come on Jesus, get with the program. SCORE 59
The Pokemon Go starter pack SCORE 57
Calvin’s take on God SCORE 46
Propaganda SCORE 77
Guilty SCORE 81
Drove past an Arby’s today and had this stunning revelation SCORE 72
How to make sushi SCORE 22
I experienced magic in Central Park today SCORE 154
Dear Mr. Postman SCORE 130
The Pros And The Cons Of Having Curly Hair SCORE 95
How to twerk SCORE 74
And People Keep Saying Their Kids Have ADHD SCORE 153
This dog has life figured out. SCORE 161
Next Episode Please SCORE 68
World’s best dad SCORE 106
Husky and Golden Retriever Mix SCORE 155
Let the war begin! SCORE 118
I saw a passenger knitting and asked if she could knit me a hat. SCORE 106
OK. Fine. Hillary, I guess. SCORE 111
Same-day delivery! SCORE 122
Accurate. SCORE -75
Pokemon In Their Evolution Costumes SCORE 104
Good use of the Pokemon hype SCORE 102
When I’m old. SCORE 86
It absolutely is… SCORE 81
Feeling Bad vs. Feeling Good SCORE 69
When A Kid Asks You Why The Sky Is Blue SCORE 103
I would watch this SCORE 129
This pun is delicious. SCORE 102
