i am become the haggard old SCORE 36
we need to decriminalize onions SCORE 21
then anything smoked? What about any fiery loins? SCORE 30
dang, i got all excited for nothing SCORE 24
and yet i see clearer than ever before SCORE -1
you’d think that’d be handy SCORE 20
industrial size pockets for everyone! SCORE 21
*fingerguns towards a wall* SCORE 31
she’s just trying to not let it go SCORE 14
a shell of a guy SCORE 30
honestly not a bad point SCORE 41
for your next pet adoption… SCORE 40
oh yeah, that thing SCORE 20
and you still end up blanking until 3am SCORE 35
thank you for sharing your taxi’s warmth with me SCORE 15
i guess jesus christ wood SCORE 15
everything is just fine SCORE 19
have a good one eh SCORE 17
these lifehacks need to stop SCORE 33
ha, gottem! SCORE 8
look, it’s not you, it’s me SCORE 23
wait, you’re supposed to assemble them? SCORE 12
how do you do, younglings SCORE 14
i repeat, this is not a SCORE 8
but what about the genus of squirrel… SCORE 39
they’re just missing that iconic “S” SCORE 27
various subjects: “but you have heard of me” SCORE 23
the most dangerous weapon of them all SCORE 22
this is known as the “nope” tree SCORE 20
this professor rested their case SCORE 38
this pun lacks drive SCORE 15
to isengard to isengard SCORE 12
