turtles over tummy toning SCORE 34
the weezered of oz SCORE -2
terry pratchett understood all humans deserve to be treated fairly SCORE 32
i lied when i told myself i wouldn’t think about it anymore SCORE 20
every sneeze is dangerous when you’re an adult SCORE 26
how you feel after returning your shopping cart to the corral SCORE 10
i am your coffee maker SCORE 13
there’s no time to explain, get in the pea SCORE 27
you can die but your cat will always find a way to ask you for food at 3am SCORE 10
we have been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty SCORE 39
directions mean nothing to an amazon delivery person SCORE 12
help, i woke up SCORE 32
my kids thought this was a robot SCORE 14
me watching you edit my google doc SCORE 14
a true work of art SCORE 13
friday is perfect for delivery SCORE 22
marked safe from dishonor SCORE 9
space facts on your back SCORE 37
if this doesn’t work i give up SCORE 12
no SCORE 23
shoutout to that one person that listens SCORE 47
if only they had slammed on the… oh nevermind SCORE 19
if you’re not planning your next meal ahead of time, what are you even doing with your life? SCORE 10
the one tool that makes it impossible to open your kitchen drawer every time SCORE 29
my coffee is confused about how it feels this morning SCORE 4
1882 us patent for a mousetrap SCORE 19
a baseball bat by any other name is just a hit stick SCORE 13
rat snitch brian the good time ruiner strikes again SCORE 31
Oh no, what have my ducks done now? SCORE 12
i just need 8-12 hours of alone time in the morning SCORE 28
bad guys don’t get noses SCORE 7
muggle born SCORE 15
