*Cuts tension with butter knife* SCORE 86
Started my transfer paperwork already. SCORE 62
Students helping a principal be cool SCORE 105
I Like Your T-shirt, It’s Fantastic SCORE 141
I guess… SCORE 97
Clearly this guy likes to live on the edge. SCORE 31
Trying to pick up a rock when you don’t have hands SCORE 65
I’m both kinds of tired… SCORE 106
TROGDOOORRRR SCORE 71
Thanks bud. SCORE 87
How to properly pack. SCORE 67
Megamouth shark discovered off the coast of Japan. SCORE 51
My neighbor has life-size models of Mike and Sully in his upstairs guest room. SCORE 81
Service was oceanic. SCORE 99
black eye comes soon. SCORE 74
We dodged a bullet. SCORE 119
Alfred Hitchcock impersonating Ringo Starr, 1964. SCORE 52
Gotta speed up to stop the rise up SCORE 65
Adulthood SCORE 55
Thought you guys should be reminded too SCORE 61
Off the record… go get ’em SCORE 100
Opens Up A Bag Of Chips SCORE 57
know your hogwarts house SCORE 54
hmm yea SCORE 60
fetch delivered. SCORE 121
Aaaannnd their gone. SCORE 96
This is the kindest expression I’ve ever witnessed. SCORE 104
Don’t sweat it. SCORE 71
Lest we forget SCORE 100
Nice try Mr. Ed. SCORE 61
Let Thanksgiving happen. SCORE 64
My wife eating flamin’ hot Cheetos with chopsticks as to not get Cheeto fingers SCORE 103