The new form of punishment at Hogwarts. SCORE 118
Uggcitrin. SCORE 82
Lasagna. SCORE 9
When going for a haircut. SCORE 100
Jerk! SCORE 124
I don’t like to brag… But… SCORE 18
Wait a second… SCORE 89
Instagram is down… SCORE 6
Mary had a little lamb… SCORE 127
I hope you didn’t get anyone a puppy. SCORE 178
Cats are jerks. SCORE 143
David’s secret weapon. SCORE 98
Words. SCORE 200
Never go full retard! SCORE 236
Well, I’m not going out today SCORE 20
Only care about what’s important! SCORE 15
History class in one sentence. SCORE 302
Why did I unfriend you? SCORE 125
Dear God. SCORE 119
Look at all this work! SCORE 12
Ross, is that you? SCORE 245
Flying. Cause planking is boring. SCORE 169
Highlight anything you think seems stupid. SCORE 213
They are on the Same Weekend SCORE 137
Attention seekers. SCORE 119
Buddies. SCORE 18
Sharing is caring. SCORE 19
They called it Sims. SCORE -114
Silly pandas… SCORE 153
Where babies come from… SCORE 285
Why Photoshop exists. SCORE 142
Mmmmmm… drugs… SCORE 123